wrong

The definition of a fairweather friend: A friend who is only nice to you when it's convenient....

hey alieux, my friend;

(don’t expect

to have been invited

to the engagement party or the wedding

or any other past social events I might hold
or even future ones

but )
you’re a strong black man

and I need you.

to help move furniture tomorrow.

I won’t even call you to ask.

(I would feel awkward

asking you directly

since I haven’t

asked  you to do anything else, though you've been good
at leaving voicemails, facebook messages and texts- none of which I have responded to)

I’ll ask our mutual friends,
my friends-

those that were invited to the engagement party and wedding and other social events-

to ask you.

you’ll say yes to them because you’re more friends with them than with me and I've been told you're reliable.

right?